I had a really nice intro for Thandie Newton written, but the gaylord known as the Underground King erased it in his fat fingered race to e-grope Tera Patrick.

I am too lazy to re-research the stuff I researched the first time. So, you get the abridged version. Here goes.

Thandie Newton was born in 1976, and her mom was a tribeswoman from Zimbabwe, and her dad was British.

I like her because she is intelligent, has legit acting skills, and has an air of unpredictability and danger. There's nothing wrong with eye candy, but if you take your eyes off of Thandie Newton, you better watch your back.

Beauty and Danger are two qualities that I like in a woman, and Thandie has both in spades. So, when you get sick of your little centerfold chicks and you want to take on something that might actually bite back, look up Thandie Newton.

- Rob Hustle